‘A man who cannot appreciate a good salad, cannot appreciate life’ – Aristotle


  • Cucumber
  • Mixed olives (pitted)
  • Cherry tomatos
  • Feta cheese
  • Red onion
  • Balsamic vinegar
  • Lemon juice
  • Salt n’ Pepa

Chop everything up, and put it in a bowl. Add lemon juice, balsamic and seasoning to taste. Mix and eat with bread. Voila! Alternatively, make it into weird shapes and use the image to psycho-analyse people, Freud-style.