“Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall”


  • Dark or wholemeal bread (nice, bakery-section bread none of this square crap)
  • Smoked salmon
  • Creme fraîche
  • Red onion
  • Chives
  • Garlic
  • Lemon juice and zest
  • Salt n’ Pepa

I haven’t put the quantities of each ingredient as it is entirely dependent on taste – just chop the ingredients and mix together, adding a little lemon zest and juice and seasoning, and keep tasting until you find the perfect onion/salmon/creme fraiche balance. Spread the mixture on toasted bread, then close your eyes and pretend that you are riding a sleigh through Lapland.